September 2012
5 posts
anthroph0bia:
it just makes you feel so awful when someone you absolutely adore thinks so poorly of themself like all you want is for them to understand how much they mean to you and how wonderful you think they are but nothing works
gay-cabinets:
I had to choose between good food and having phone sex with my boyfriend. Ugh so hard.
Obviously choosing him, though.
August 2012
42 posts
I'm horrible. How can he love me when I treat him...
gay-cabinets:
awkward-freak-of-nature replied to your photo: Me and my face and hair and totally rad SOAD…
Your mohawk looks really good
I wound up trimming it (because I’m dumb or something) so now the front is gone and the part where the back of my head hair falls down is gone because they were annoying me and not cooperating and ugh I can’t tell if it looks worse or what -doesn’t even...
awwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit bitch
A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
D: Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?
E: Have you ever cheated on somebody?
F: Are you a virgin?
G: Do you believe in ghosts?
H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
T: What is your favorite sexual position?
U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
V: Do you ever want children?
W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
Y: Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?
Z: Would you ever have sex for money?
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions, no...
myassisbetterthanyours:
fuck it just ask me anything
robotcoyotes.tumblr.com/ask
Mum: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
sexgenderbody: Things I Make Fun of You For Doing... →
strippr:
Before you come to the strip club, GrubbyHands, StinkyTeeth, and SwampyBalls, it’s appropriate to take a shower, wash your hands, brush your teeth, and change out of your clothes if you work a physical job or sweat a bit at work. The club is open until FOUR A.M. — I promise…
Welp, the LDR police will be here shortly to replace my ‘pretty good boyfriend I guess’ licence with a giant sign that says ‘this one made the only person in the world who matters to him, cry’.
-baby, i’m incredibly sorry for what I said, and I wish I could make it better instantly. I promised to never hurt you but I did, and for that I can never forgive myself.
I...
Restraining orders, what fun…
gay-cabinets:
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^ this guy, wow. C:
reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make...
cute without the buttsex: LDR challenge thing with... →
gay-cabinets:
Day 1: Your name and his/her name Zachariah and Westley.
Day 2: Your ages 15 and 14.
Day 3: Your locations WE BOTH LIVE IN TEXAS I live in Maryland, USA, he lives in West Virginia. IRONICALLY ALSO IN THE USA.
Day 4: How did you meet? Tumblr. <:
Day 5: Since when have you been…
BOXERS.
That shit is comfy
YOU HAVE MADE ONE POST ONE POST RECENTLY JUST ONE WHY DO I FIND THIS SO HUMOURUS -Zach
Reblog if you love someone you've never met and...
Reblogged from my lovely boyfriend.
June 2012
491 posts
